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There really isn’t any point of reading this
text. Why not? Because, you just
read above to ignore this area, and yet you proceeded to move your eyes
down the page. Now you are moving
them left to right. How do I know
this? Because, I just do. I know these
things. I know them because this is
how the system in your brain works to input this information into your
brain organ when reading English text.
But you say, “I don’t have a brain, you have a brain! So
there!”.
And I say to you, “Nonsense!”. You have a brain. I know you do. I saw it driving down the street the
other day, and it waived at me. But
it wasn’t one of those waives like the Beauty Queen gives you as she
rides by on the float in the parade.
It was one of those waives where at the last second, the waiver
really starts to change his mind about waiving. You can tell by the uncomfortable look on
their face as their emotions shift from excitement to embarrassment. They begin to repeat a few times in their
head, “Oh crap, that really wasn’t
Bob. Now I look like an idiot
waiving at someone I thought I knew.
I really hope they don’t come over here and talk to me. I’d hate to explain to this
stranger that his bald head reminded me of my bald friend. I sure am glad I’m not bald yet.” But really, it was ok for your brain to
waive at me. I don’t mind, even if it was embarrassed.
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